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Sumer Lovin'
Sumer Lovin'
Sumer Lovin'
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Divorced, middle-aged Rachel Brinkerhoff, a Jewish matchmaker from New York who hopes to remarry, moved to Toronto for a fresh new start with her business and her love life. But no one told her that female-aversive Toronto was BYOB - Bring Your Own Boy. She partners with an Indian and a Muslim lady who want to help Canadians arrange marriages for their often-recalcitrant children and who secretly wonder over the beautiful matchmaker's datelessness. But then an earthquake shakes up Toronto in more ways than one, and the next thing you know, a public fountain turns into the Fountain of Youth, an army of misfits turn up to stake the world's weirdest Native land claim, and worst of all, a beautiful sensuous baby-hating woman is stalking Toronto's virgin males and seducing them with horrifying consequences.
Can a drop-dead gorgeous, highly neurotic American and her friends save Toronto's babies and virgins from certain destruction, or will they have to call in a cure that's worse than the curse?

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Release dateJun 9, 2013
ISBN9780986759949
Sumer Lovin'
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Nicole Chardenet

Nicole Chardenet graduated from Kent State University back when Duran Duran was still considered cool. She was in the medieval re-creation group The Society for Creative Anachronism, where she learned how to dress like a historically misplaced dork, belly dance, flirt outrageously, terrify battle-hardened Vikings and dance around campfires at midnight surrounded by screaming barbarians wearing loincloths and roadkill and very little else. Her writing credits include a technology column with a colleague for a New England alternative newspaper, various freelance pieces, and several SCAdian “filk songs”, the less said about which the better. She currently lives in her Den O' Iniquity in Toronto, where she now terrifies Canadians rather than Vikings.

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