My Mother-in-law Misadventures

By Vincent Bernhardt

What happens when your Mother-in-Law moves in for a few months and stays for a decade? You write a book about your adventures dealing with a WWII survivor under your roof.

In this funny and witty chronicle, Vince tells some of the outstanding stories of living with an old woman who was short in stature but large in life.

From microwaves to garage sales join in the tales of pinching pennies, battling bankers, and losing kittens. Laugh at the Perfect Present and check the chair for chips. Finally, see details of the heroic voyage as his young mother-in-law's family flees WWII Nazis and emigrates to the USA.

If you have a mother-in-law, you should read this book. If she is coming to live with you ... well, you're on your own.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Vincent Bernhardt
• Release date: May 23, 2013
• ISBN: 9781940275000

Vincent Bernhardt

Vince Bernhardt is a futurist, app developer, humorist and writer. His apps are designed to make the digital world more accessible and humorous; his books try to do the same for the real world. Some of his interests include economics, technology, life's surprises, and reading. He might believe in UFOs, except he isn't sure what they are. He does believe in unicorns. In his free time, Vince creates other worlds, both by writing and by enjoying video games with his lovely wife and his collection of charming children. He lives in Texas and blogs at o-dark-thirty.

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