Obscuro

By Demian D. Parry

Long ago Indian Deity Shiva fought the Demon Mahash high above the Earth until one of Shiva's knives found the Demon's heart and he fell to earth and landed deep in the South American jungle. The knife was found by a mortal man that used it's power to build and control the great empire of the Mayans until him and all his kind fell victim to it's power. Now the last of the Mayan Priests has journeyed to the Emerald City of So-Cal to reclaim the Shiv of Shiva, but when Masked Luchador Obscuro is hired to stop him everything takes a turn into pulse pounding insanity.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Demian D. Parry
• Release date: Feb 9, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301701957

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Obscuro

By Demian D. Parry

Copyright Demian D. Parry 2013

Published at Smashwords

Chapter One:

Tequila with crime.

It is sweltering in the Emerald City, as hot as a chipotle enema, so very hot that Obscuro’s huevos are chafing in his chonis like tumbleweeds rolling across the sands of Michoacan. Obscuro muses to himself in his best film noir narrator voice as he reconsiders his choice of undergarments.

Another voice chimes in at that moment Like two marbles bouncing down Revolucion and landing in some shrimp cocktail at Adalita’s more like!

Obscuro looks around in confusion. Who dares interrupt the mighty voice-over of Obscuro?! he says aloud to the disembodied voice.

Me! the voice says Pedro the psychic agave tequila worm!

Obscuro looks in horror at the bottle of tequila on his office shelf, there’s a worm surrounded by a magical glow floating in the center of the amber liquid.

How can this be? Obscuro asks. You are just a pickled agave tequila worm, you cannot be interrupting the internal voice-over of the masked matador of justice and the champion of all things better than average!

Just then the door to Obscuro’s office opens and a beautiful woman walks in wearing a skin tight ruffle dress that displays her feminine appeal in all it’s glory. Are you Obscuro? she asks.

No! Pedro answers He’s a radioactive mutant with the uncanny ability to attract stupido questions!

Obscuro realizes that She cannot hear Pedro and He jumps up from his desk and highlights his championship masked wrestler/adventurer wrestling belt. Of course I am Obscuro! Who else would you find in my office?

Me, Pedro the psychic agave tequila worm! Pedro chimes in again.

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