Sunday Funnies
By Baron LeSade
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Every Sunday, Bobby and his mother read the Sunday funnies as they have done since Bobby was just a little boy. But Bobby isn't a little boy anymore and he finds himself having some very bad thoughts about his Mother, Faith. Well, one thing leads to another and...Well, I think you know where it ends up...
Baron LeSade
Howdy, I'm a Texan by birth and a Nevadan an accident of fate. Retired after twenty-eight years in the USAF and now live on a horse ranch just outside of Reno, Nevada. I used to write for literotica, but decided I might as well write for myself as it was a lot more profitable....
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Sunday Funnies - Baron LeSade
Sunday Funnies
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Table of Contents
Chapter One – Sunday Morning Coming Round
Chapter Two – Taking it to the End
End
Sunday Funnies
Chapter One – Sunday Morning Coming Round
Sunday morning, Bobby thought as he woke. His favorite day of the week. He could already feel his prick hardening as he ran his hand down to it and lovingly fondled it. Sunday morning coming round.
Bobby' s father had left when Bobby was only one and a half. When he did, Bobby's mother, Faith had taken a job as a realtor to support them. The realtors in the company she had joined had gone together and purchased a house with a large back yard filled with all sorts of swings, slides and just about anything a young boy could think of. A large part of his memories as a child were of the back yard he had shared with several of the other realtor's children. It had been a happy, carefree life that he enjoyed to the fullest. And then, there was always Sunday mornings when his mother was off and it was just the two of them...
Thinking back to when it had all begun, he couldn't remember exactly how old he'd been, but it had to be around two or three. He had been just learning to read and his mother would read him a story every night just before she tucked him into bed. But Sundays were even more special because they would have a big glass of orange juice down in the kitchen and then she would take him up to her bedroom to read him the Sunday Funnies. It was the best part of the week even back in those days. He remembered lying in bed watching his mother read as he waited for what he knew always came after the reading.
Back then, she was still nursing him and as was her custom, she only wore panties around the house. So as she sat reading him the funnies, her big, milk-laden breasts would jiggle and bob about heavily. And he knew that when she was finished reading, she would lie down and let him nurse on her beautiful breasts. The waiting while she read to him was enjoyable, but it was frustrating in a way and made it all that much more rewarding when he finally did get to nurse.
He could still remember, buried back in the foggy, foggy recesses of his memory banks just how soft her breasts had felt in his little hands. And the warm milk that had poured forth from them. He remembered how sweet and rich it was. Maybe it was the passing of time or his fixation on it, but he remembered it was just about the sweetest thing he could ever remember tasting. Even sweeter than candy.
Then, when he was around four and a half, his mother had weaned him. That day had been the most devastating day of his life. It was like she had exiled him from her life. Taken away the one thing that was constant in his life. He could even remember how he had cried and cried for days and days, but she wouldn't relent. And even to this day, he blamed that for his fixation on his mother's breasts. But, then when puberty reared its ugly head, he began to notice and fixate on other things about his mother.
He began to notice how round and perfectly shaped his mother's ass was. And her legs were just about the longest legs he had ever seen. In her business as a realtor, she always wore short skirts and heels to showcase her legs. She had once said that she did it to draw attention to her legs as men would be less likely to find fault with