The Breaks of the Wind
By Blogcat
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About this ebook
Have you been longing for a book that provides deep analysis on the worst basketball team of all time? One whose author also likens his work to that of the great mid-century existentialist philosopher Albert Camus? Well, have I got a book for you!
This book has it all. Meditations on a terrible basketball team; a list of his favorite player names that sound like Presidents; comparisons of athletes, coaches, and teams to everything from Iran to serial killers to mafia thugs to gay sitcom neighbors...there is something for everyone here. (Then again, there's probably a lot for nobody.)
I would say that this is what a 7-win basketball team does to a fan, except that Blogcat has been this demented forever. In these pages, as the 2011-12 season of his favorite team, the Charlotte Bobcats, becomes increasingly hopeless, so does Blogcat's mental state. Hopefully you'll find this book at least slightly more funny than it is disturbing.
This book will be a favorite for fans of any sport, and/or fans of seeing someone suffer. At $1.99, what have you got to lose? I can tell you this much for sure: less than 59 out of 66 games.
Blogcat
Blogcat is a semi-depressed, fully-deranged Charlotte Bobcats fan. When he's not cursing openly at the team's atrocious play on the television, he tries to envision happier things, like nuclear winter. Judging by the obscure references he throws into his prose like concussion grenades, he's fond of movies, songs, and TV shows from the 80s, 90s, and 00s, and absolutely nothing more recent than 5 years ago. Presumably the same thing can be said about how he dresses himself.
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