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Auntie Beryl is a career optimist, unable to see the bad side of anything or anyone. But can she keep her cool in the hot place no one likes to talk about?
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Heather Douglass
Oh, here's the embarassing thing. Not anticipating this biography, I have failed to fill my life with any exciting material. I'm hoping there's still time for improvement.
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A Visitor's Guide to Hell - Heather Douglass
A Visitor's Guide To Hell
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A VISITOR’S GUIDE TO HELL
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