Management: A Zombie Satire

By Nicholas May

WARNING! VERY GRAPHIC GORE AND HUMOR! Not for the weak of stomach. Not for those without a sense of humor.

Management is a satirical, and sometimes over the top grotesquely (and vomitously insane), look at the way slackers can sometimes rise to the top, while the hard workers are stuck at the bottom. Also, when the two live together, and one is a zombie, things have a way of getting out of contr

• Language: English
• Publisher: Nicholas May
• Release date: Sep 1, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476107141

Nicholas May

Nicholas May (1973 - present) was born in Flint, Michigan but moved to Grand Rapids, Michigan in 1986. He has worked a variety of jobs ranging from Bouncer to Formal Wear Store Manager to MMA Instructor and School Owner to Tanning Salon General Manager, all while wishing he was a writer. He has sold numerous short stories, which will be sold in a collection in late 2012, but this is his first novel. While his series "Trouble Meets The May Boys" deals with the fantastical adventures he and his brother Joey are met with, always by Joey's penchant for trouble, Nicholas maintains that they are almost 90% true, and all heroic scenes and signs of bravery from Nicholas himself were all based on true acts of his own amazing bravery. (Well, mostly true.) He is the proud father of three wonderful children, who are his inspiration for everything he does, and who are his biggest supporters. Daddy loves you! Praise for the Author: "Loved the adventures of the May Boys, and think middle grade readers will love them, too. Hope this book finds the readership it deserves." - Ellen Hopkins, Author of several New York Times Best Sellers, including Crank, and Tilt

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Praise for the Trouble Meets The May Boys series by Nicholas May-

Loved the adventures of the May Boys, and think middle grade readers will love them, too. Hope this book finds the readership it deserves. - Ellen Hopkins, Author of eight New York Times Best Sellers, including Crank, Fallout, and Glass

Management

By Nicholas May

Copyright Nicholas May 2012

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FRIDAY

He couldn’t take it anymore. Harley Taylor sat in his cubicle at Argon Software Source trying to work over the sounds of his roommate and coworker Silas playing video games on the work computer in the cubicle next to him. By 9:30am Friday morning, he had already had enough. He was trying to work on the report due by the end of the day but he couldn’t concentrate thanks to Silas’s giggling, and the blasting noises coming from his computer. Enough was enough.

Hey idiot, Harley said, peeking his head over the cubicle. "You’re gonna get fired, and if you don’t