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    The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher
    The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher
    The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher
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    The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher

    By Andre Farant

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    In The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher, you will learn:

    What people, places and activities to avoid

    What clothes to wear, equipment to pack and weapons to seek out

    How to best hide from, escape from, and fight off a Slasher

    Filled with life-saving advice and written in Oleander Flimus’s no-bull style, The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher is the most useful and fun survival guide you will ever read.

    If enough of us read this guide, eventually, the Final Girls will outnumber the victims!

    Whether you’re a lover of the Slasher film-type or simply love to laugh at its clichés, The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher is sure to entertain.

    This is my love letter to Slasher films.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAndre Farant
    Release dateJul 29, 2012
    ISBN9781476075310
    The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher
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    Andre Farant

    I studied English Literature at Carleton University. Since then I have developed an indescribably aimless resume. I have worked as a security guard, a Court Services Officer, a model, an actor, a teacher of English as a second language, a project coordinator for an NGO, and a Research Officer with the Government of Canada. I have eaten whale in Iceland, live octopus in South Korea, and beaver tail in Canada. I am a working writer and have had pieces published in Micro Horror, Weird Year, The Midwest Literary Magazine, and the “Off Season” anthology. I currently reside in Montreal, Quebec.

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