The Rat and Other Poems
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After the interest created by his recently published ebook The Onion Peeler,as promised is the first of two volumes of what the author describes as street poetry,after the style of that great Australian Poet Banjo Paterson. Most of these poems are in a humerous vein and a number are love letters to his beloved City of Nottingham and its people,the remaining poems are a reflection of the darker side of life,human nature,and various events.
Malcolm Whyman
Malcolm Whyman has worked and lived in the Nottingham area for the majority of his life. He was a well known face on the Nottingham folk/session scene for many years, personally organising a Monday night sing and drink for a decade. He began writing his biography in 2008, which is now available for free download. He is currently writing two other fictional works, and is near completing a series of folk poems.
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The Rat and Other Poems - Malcolm Whyman
The Rat and Other Poems
By Malcolm Whyman
Copyright 2012 Malcolm Whyman
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For my wife
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Ode To The Courgette And Marrow
The Rat
Banger Busher
On the Rocks
One Thing
Teds
The Beeston Pudding Wars
The Boots bubble Popper
The kid from Allenbrooke
The man from Hyson Green
Trap a slapper night or Grab a Granny
The Doctor
Nottingham Lads
Cuts
Steeple Jack
Raymond’s Song
Nott’s Allotmenteers
Bus Pass Romeo
Tramps Bicycle
Ode To The Courgette and Marrow
Its skin deep beauty nestles there,
Among it's leaves of spiky hair.
It feels and smells quite appetizing,
A giant green Gods phallus rising.
But no matter who the cook,
It always tastes like fucking muck.
It has no substance and no taste,
The bloody thing’s a waste of space.
Those who praise it must I swear,
Only eat it ‘cos it's there.
With its cheeky little bend,
It makes the perfect housewives friend.
Should penis envy raise its head?
Slice it up for stew instead.
Or make it into courgette soup,
They say it’s good for brewers droop.
I grew its bloated brother marrow,
It cricked me back and smashed me barrow.
If such exertion weren’t enough it,
Took me several days to