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Jesse Christian and His Six Disciples
Jesse Christian and His Six Disciples
Jesse Christian and His Six Disciples
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Jesse Christian thinks he is Jesus Christ. This gets him thrown into the nuthouse. But it is there that he finds his six disciples - Thomas, Judy, Peter, Simone, Matt and Mad Mockingbird.

Jesse decides to run for President with his disciples acting as advisers. And with his opponents, the media and the electorate being as crazy as he is - he might actually win.

And Jesse, running as Jesus, has some crazy ideas that might actually work.

The campaign takes them from New York to New Orleans, Los Angeles to Las Vegas, with side trips to Alaska, Hawaii and Cleveland. Everywhere they go their following keeps getting bigger.

A satire guaranteed to offend. Also to make you laugh.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherLarry Crowell
Release dateJan 30, 2012
ISBN9781465951526
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