Stories of the Season
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A collection of odd tales inspired by the Spirit of Christmas...
Call of the Wild: A woman and her horse meet up with an unusual escapee from the holiday madness.
And To All a Good Night: The Alien Commander has planned his invasion well, while Earth sleeps, unsuspecting, seduced by visions of sugarplums.
Long Distance: Ann receives a call for help from an old friend, and learns that love reaches across any distance.
A Gift of Avalon: Terraforming a new planet means leaving everything of Earth behind. Or does it?
Merry Christmoose: Love conquers all. With the help of the classic Poets. Maybe.
Darragh Metzger
I make my living in the world's two lowest-paying professions: acting and writing. While my resume includes stage and screen credits, I've spent the last several years wearing armor, riding horses, and swinging swords with The Seattle Knights, a stage combat and jousting theatrical troupe. My publishing credits include plays, non-fiction articles, and short stories, one of which made The StorySouth Millions Writers Award Notable Stories of 2005. I've written two short story collections and ten novels to date, sold three of them in 2002, and have now re-released them under my own imprint, TFA Press. My first non-fiction project, Alaska Over Israel: Operation Magic Carpet, the Men and Women Who Made it Fly, and the Little Airline That Could, came out in 2018. I also sing and write songs for A Little Knight Music and The Badb. If I had free time (which I don't), I'd spend it with horses. I'm married to artist/fight director Dameon Willich.
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Stories of the Season - Darragh Metzger
STORIES OF THE SEASON
A Collection of Tales Inspired by the Spirit of Christmas
by
Darragh Metzger
SMASHWORDS EDITION
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The Call of the Wild: Copyright © 1999, 2011 by Darragh Metzger
And To All A Good Night: Copyright © 1996, 2011 by Darragh Metzger
Long Distance: Copyright © 2001, 2011 by Darragh Metzger
A Gift of Avalon: Copyright © 2004, 2011 by Darragh Metzger
Merry Christmoose: Copyright © 2003, 2011 by Darragh Metzger
Cover Design and Illustration by TFA Press, copyright © 2011
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Other Books by Darragh Metzger from TFA Press:
The Strawberry Roan
Stories of the Seasons
Alaska Over Israel: Operation Magic Carpet, the Men and Women Who Made it Fly, and the Little Airline that Could
Other books in the Triads of Tir na n'Og series:
Tales from Opa
Tales from Opa, volume II
Ironwolfe
The Triads
The Red Triad
The Green Triad
The Blue Triad
The Ironlords
The Gate
Other Titles available at Smashwords. com:
Short Stories:
Return of the King
And To All A Good Night
Masque of Moonlight and Shadows
A Box of Magic
Novels:
The Strawberry Roan
For more information, please visit:
www. TFAPress. com
or
www. DarraghMetzger. com
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Table of Contents
Author's Notes
Call of the Wild
And To All a Good Night
Long Distance
A Gift of Avalon
Merry Christmoose
About the Author
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Author's Notes
(I'm going to do one of these before each story, so might as well read through this one so you get used to it. The others will be a lot shorter, though. I promise. )
Just so you know, I don't normally write short stories. I'm a novelist. Confining myself to a few pages hurts my brain and has, upon occasion, proved utterly impossible (The Strawberry Roan started as a humorous short story). Only one thing could make me do it.
For many years, I belonged to the Fairwood Writers Group; a group of professional and semi-professional writers, some published, some working at breaking in, who meet weekly to critique each other's work, share marketing tips, and generally encourage one another along the long, rocky, and too often lonely path every writer must walk.
Every year, the group has a Christmas/Holiday Challenge,
where all members must come up with a short story, to be read aloud at our holiday party. The length is anywhere from 1500-2000 words (which I almost never stick to), and we randomly select 2 or 3 characteristics that the stories all have to have in common.
There. That's where all these (and a whole lot more) came from. Now, read one and enjoy!
In case this makes no sense, go up a page and read the Author's Note; it will explain what I'm about to explain.
In 1999, the only element we all agreed on that I can remember was it had to be about the New Year as well. Turn of the Century, end of an era, new millennium, and all that.
To me, it seemed natural to include a horse. But then, it usually does.
Jokata is real, and lived to the ripe old age of 33. I miss her still.
I ride these trails all the time, and have never spotted a single reindeer, but there you have it.
Years later, I tried to make the story less time-specific to try and sell to another market, but Christmas stories are notoriously difficult