Imagination & Reality
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Each story different. Each story original.
An anthology of twenty tales collected and selected by Doolittle. The author makes use of real locations that readers will be able to recognize though the characters and stories are fictional. He employs satire to cleverly present life’s sometimes absurd realities, wrapped in imaginative tales that will either draw out a laugh or provoke thought.
Harry C. Doolittle
Harry C. Doolittle was born September 17, 1923 in Chicago. He grew up in Winnetka, a Chicago suburb, and graduated from Northwestern University. Doolittle is a self-taught artist who began painting in 1969 while a copywriter/creative director at some of America’s leading advertising agencies. This is Doolittle’s first book.
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Imagination & Reality - Harry C. Doolittle
Imagination & Reality
Each story original.
Each story different.
Collected & Selected by
Harry C. Doolittle
Copyright © 2010 by Harry C. Doolittle.
Library of Congress Control Number: 2010907271
ISBN: 978-1-4535-0489-5
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.
Important Notice & Disclaimer
While some of the names of locations and companies mentioned in these stories are real, the names of all the characters appearing in them are fictitious, and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Contents
Written on Condition of Anonymity
Radio Music Heard In Grave
Stream-of-Unconscious Writing
Al in Wonderland
Non Mea Culpa
Big Foot Captured
A. J. Apple’s Book Reviews
Gold Ore Discovered Beneath Brooklyn
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz
Editor’s Note
Airliner’s Pilot and Co-pilot Pass Out
How to Enhance Your Pre-Schooler’s Vocabulary
Advancing or Retreating
Stocks Decline, So Does Broker
Farmer’s Radio Picks Up Broadcast
from Other World
In Baseball, It’s Three Strikes and You’re Out
A Drop Dead
Letter
Bring Back the PTs
Written on Condition
of Anonymity
Many VIP’s in business, the military, and the government desire to get their thoughts out to the public while at the same time are reluctant to be named: like the CEO who, upon being questioned by the New York Times, said, Please don’t use my name
because he didn’t want his board to know he was being interviewed; as did the general who asked not to be identified talking about...
and the White House official who said, he’d only speak on condition of anonymity because of the delicate nature of the topic.
Dear Mr. Inquiring Reporter,
Rumor has reached me that your editor has assigned you to do a story about a VIP like myself and I wish I could help, but I don’t think I can.
According to my attorney (whose name I can’t reveal because he practices on condition of anonymity) I’m prohibited from writing to you and disclosing my true identity which includes my name, gender, age, address, phone number, and marital status.
However, my attorney acknowledged that it’s okay to write you that I’m around thirty-four years old, between five to six feet in height, weigh less than, but no more than, two hundred pounds and have hazel-green eyes. What’s more, as a sop to me, he says it’s alright to say I’m a famous painter of abstract collages. But I’m not allowed to describe on paper the unique process I use to create such fantastically beautiful artwork, which if you saw it in person would immediately help you identify who I am.
And this can be easily arranged by leaving your residence for a visit to New York City’s Chelsea area. Here, 318 galleries are home to the works of hundreds of artists, including me. And because my lawyer won’t let a VIP artist like me tell you my name, by your touring all 318 galleries you should be able to come upon it with almost no effort.
As you go from gallery to gallery, just pick out the paintings which to you look like abstract collages and then measure their frames with a tape measure. Those which turn out to be around 43 x 32 inches could be some of mine. But to be really sure, examine the writing at the bottom right hand corner on each painting that you think looks most like a collage. If you see a signature scribbled on the canvas with black ink and composed in clumsy block letters that’s my name.
But enough of that. Since my attorney won’t let me identify myself when I write to you, or anyone else for that matter, the result is, I’m in VIP identity limbo. And right now this is an embarrassing place in which to be. For instance, today I promised my live-in partner I would write to Great Aunt Susie, at 118 Pine St. East Moline, Illinois, to congratulate her on turning 95.
Now I know what you’re thinking: you’ll get hold of that town’s phone directory and search it until you find the name of the person who lives at that address and in that way you’ll find out my name.
Sorry. Great Aunt Susie is my live-in partner’s second cousin, once removed, and thus, as no kin of mine, she doesn’t know me from Adam, or Eve. Of course, you could use the phone and call her and ask: Did you get a birthday card from out of town? And she, who even at 95 still has all her marbles, would reply:
I sure did. It was from some nut who signed it, anonymous."
And then, just suppose I wanted to get an art critic to review my latest painting. One way would be to mail a letter to the Times and ask the art editor to send a critic to my studio. Well, no one could blame the editor for thinking that he/she is dealing with a weirdo, and not allow a reporter to visit me, especially after not seeing a signature at the end of my letter, but instead: written on condition of anonymity.
That’s not good. But then, think of how the editor might react if, instead of writing to him/her I used the phone? After my saying, Hi there,
the next thing my lawyer would require me to say is, I’m speaking to you on condition of anonymity
and Hello? Hello?
No, that way is no good either. Which brings me around to repeating. I’m not the right sort of VIP for you to interview. Because even though I’m a famous artist and also have lived an incredibly exciting life, the straps on this straitjacket of un-identity in which I’ve