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Diary of a Teenage Faërie Princess
Diary of a Teenage Faërie Princess
Diary of a Teenage Faërie Princess
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Diary of a Teenage Faërie Princess

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Jaynie Morrison laments her big feet and red hair. Then her mother disappears at her third birthday: Ouch!
Asking her father for details comes to a crossroads of conflicting perspectives. Did mother leave or was she driven away? Jaynie decides in a snap of motivation to search for her mother and finds out that her mother is a faërie queen.
Suddenly big feet and red hair take on a whole new meaning as her exciting adventure begins!

LanguageEnglish
PublisherM.H. Dartos
Release dateAug 17, 2010
ISBN9781452359410
Diary of a Teenage Faërie Princess
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C. B. Smith

C.B. Smith spends his days writing his latest and some say "greatest" works.

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  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
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    The premise is interesting. Jaynie is almost seventeen years old. She has red hair, a temper, and big toes so large that she can't find shoes at Bigguns Shoe Emporium to fit. She discovers a mysterious magical trunk with a picture of a woman who can only be her mother. Jaynie begins asking her father questions only to learn that her mother is a Faërie Queen who disappeared thirteen years ago and may still be alive. The novel chronicles Jaynie's dual journies to find her mother and to grow up.None of the characters came alive for me which may have been due to some poorly timed descriptions. As one example, Leo - a lover of Jaynie's, is introduced to the reader and it's twelve pages later that we find out his features are koala-esque. Does this mean he simply looked like a koala or was Jayne's normal world inhabited by animal/human hybrids? Leo is nocturnal and likes to sleep in Eucalyptus trees which implies the latter.The plot skips around a little bit and some details get mixed up. For example, Jaynie's existence for several years is as a nomadic traveler who ends up in Dumas, New York. In another section she's only known her aunt, her father and the town of Dumas.There are some imaginative touches such as the faërie world being underneath the world we live in. In order to get to the faërie world Jaynie is shrunk to acorn size to fit through the entry point. Dragonflies are called Zipwhizzers and used for transportation. A magical weapon called the Fjärdmir saber makes an appearance that Jayne affectionately names Big Effer (for good reasons).The first chapter is available on Amazon but be forewarned it has little to do with the rest of the novel.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    Sprinkled with exotic teenage fun!Meet Jaynie the teenage faerie Princess in this one-of-a-kind Novel by C.B. SMITH. Jaynie, who is told from a young age by her father, that her mother is dead, is raised by him to teenage years. She is raised in the haunts of a non-typical world, that rises from a not-so-typical teenage girl. But, as years pass, of course they do, she happens upon a cellar with Leo, her new-found Koala-boy friend. They soon discover a letter. It more than leads them to Jaynie's new destiny. Finding that her mother is a faerie, is not the hard part, finding out that she is a queen, and that makes Janyie a princess, is. This book takes you on two adventures; one is the teenage princess journey, but the underlying adventure, is the one we all share in common as young lasses. The journey to adulthood through the all dreaded adolesence. I would compare this book to the famous 'Alice in Wonderland' sprinkled with a cosmic and unorthodoxed twist! Author C.B. Smith offers up a tangible tale of young teen aggression mixed with youthful indulgence. Memories will come flooding back from your own childhood, as the zipwhizzer thoughts of this author come into play. Have you ever read a tale for older teens that sent the words of a dictionary flying into orbit? Have you ever read a book that looked like the author's brain exploded with comical dissaray of wisdom for the younger generation to find some sort of commonplace? This story of young teens rought with today's language, though sometimes rough on any literature scales, is real to life as it gets. It is sprinkled with fantasyland experiences and you've got C.B.'s unusual style, I like to call 'BOOM FACTOR'. One sentence promo: C.B.Smith brings an unusual tale to light that is sprinkled with fun and exotic teen faerie experiences that will leave you hopping along the pages for more.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    A fun book sure to please many readers who enjoy fantasy and sex.

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