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Lose those frou-frou cocktails and start drinking like a real man—a real old man!
A hilarious cookbook of old school cocktail recipes with sage advice from and images of real-life old guys with stories to tell
These old man drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound.
No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.
A hilarious cookbook of old school cocktail recipes with sage advice from and images of real-life old guys with stories to tell
These old man drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound.
No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.
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Reviews for Old Man Drinks
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Short guide to some of the dustier cocktails.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Old man drinks for an old man like me. All the classic drinks that a great bartender should know by heart. Written with a shot of humor and a dash of wisdom.