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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, August 11, 1894
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, August 11, 1894
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, August 11, 1894
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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, August 11, 1894

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      Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, August 11, 1894 - Various Various

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      August 11, 1894, by Various

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      Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, August 11, 1894

      Author: Various

      Release Date: April 15, 2013 [EBook #42546]

      Language: English

      *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH ***

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      PUNCH,

      OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

      Vol. 107.

      August 11, 1894.

      LORD ORMONT'S MATE AND MATEY'S AMINTA.

      By G***GE M*R*D*TH.

      Volume III.

      And now the climax comes not with tongue-lolling sheep-fleece wolves, ears on top remorselessly pricked for slaughter of the bleating imitated lamb, here a fang pointing to nethermost pit not of stomach but of Acheron, tail waving in derision of wool-bearers whom the double-rowed desiring mouth soon shall grip, food for mamma-wolf and baby-wolf, papa-wolf looking on, licking chaps expectant of what shall remain; and up goes the clamour of flocks over the country-side, and up goes howling of shepherds shamefully tricked by Æsop-fable artifice or doggish dereliction of primary duty; for a watch has been set through which the wolf-enemy broke paws on the prowl; and the King feels this, and the Government, a slab-faced jubber-mubber of contending punies, party-voters to the front, conscience lagging how far behind no man can tell, and the country forgotten, a lout dragging his chaw-bacon hobnails like a flask-fed snail housed safely, he thinks, in unbreakable shell soon to be broken, and no man's fault, while the slow country sinks to the enemy, ships bursting, guns jammed, and a dull shadow of defeat on a war-office drifting to the tide-way of unimagined back-stops on a lumpy cricket-field of national interests. But this was a climax revealed to the world. The Earl was deaf to it. Lady Charlotte dumbed it surprisingly. Change the spelling, put a for u and n for b in the dumbed, and you have the way Morsfield mouthed it, and Matey swimming with Browny full in the Harwich tide; head under heels up down they go in Old Ocean, a glutton of such embraces, lapping softly on a pair of white ducks tar-stained that very morning and no mistake.

      I have you fast! cried Matey.

      Two and two's four, said Browny. She slipped. "Are four," corrected he, a tutor at all times, boys and girls taken in and done for, and no change given at the turnstiles.

      Catch as catch can, was her next word. Plop went a wave full in the rosy mouth. Where's the catch of this? stuttered the man.

      A pun, a pun! bellowed the lady. But not by four-in-hand from London.

      She had him there. He smiled a blue acquiescence. So they landed, and the die was cast, ducks changed, and the goose-pair braving it in dry clothes by the kitchen fire. There was nothing else to be done; for the answer confessed to a dislike of immersions two at a time, and the hair clammy with salt like cottage-bacon on a breakfast-table.

      Lord Ormont sat with the jewels seized from the debating, unbeaten sister's grasp.

      "She is at

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