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P.B. Gookenschleim
P.B. Gookenschleim lives in Ukelele, Hawaii. It is on this remote island, far off to the left, that he is a scientist by day and an avid chocolate milk maker by night. *Sigh* He al...view moreP.B. Gookenschleim lives in Ukelele, Hawaii. It is on this remote island, far off to the left, that he is a scientist by day and an avid chocolate milk maker by night. *Sigh* He also writes. Gookenschleim's area of expertise is genetics. It was with genetics that Gookenschleim was able to peer farther into the Universe than his father could have ever hoped to have done. His fasha, E.H. Gookenschleim, an astronomer officially for 52 years, first engendered the wonder of the universe in P.B. at the pre-pubuscent age of 11. He did so by allowing P.B. to read the revelation of the King James Bible. E.H. went on to tell his son P.B. that if he did not learn about the Universe or should he ever lose his sense of wonder, the events described in that book would dictate the rest of his human existence. Terrified of such a horrific fate, P.B. always listened to his fasha. Soon after, at age 14, P.B. received a microscope for his birthday, and quickly became obsessed with the inner Universe. After graduating with honors from MacDowell's online University for Less than Below Average People he was given a grant for one zillion American dollars. Zillion dollars in hand, he built his own island where he now experiments on ants. Gookenschleim claims that an alien came to him in a dream, the same one that spoke to Daniel Quinn, and told him that if he could find a way to make ants glow in the dark and somehow transform them to be more chicken like, he would be able to not just see the Universe but feel the Universe. Up to now, he has failed miserably like a mentally handicap giraffe trying to pick up a straw with its neck.view less