Organic carbon-based life form some decades old, born in the coal black valleys of the Rhondda, South Wales, formerly of South East London, currently somewhere in Bohemia. Prefers shade to direct s...view moreOrganic carbon-based life form some decades old, born in the coal black valleys of the Rhondda, South Wales, formerly of South East London, currently somewhere in Bohemia. Prefers shade to direct sunlight. Tends not to multiply but readily absorbs beer and other alcohols. Appears non-toxic, probably harmless.view less