I was born. I grew up. First vertically, later sideways. Somewhere along the way, I learned to stand upright and walk. I also learned to read and write (in that order). One day, I plan to accomplis...view moreI was born. I grew up. First vertically, later sideways. Somewhere along the way, I learned to stand upright and walk. I also learned to read and write (in that order). One day, I plan to accomplish something that is truly awe-inspiring. The world's largest glass of chocolate milk is a possibility.view less