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    The Peculiar Urges of Mr. L.S. Naubner
    The Peculiar Urges of Mr. L.S. Naubner
    The Peculiar Urges of Mr. L.S. Naubner
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    The Peculiar Urges of Mr. L.S. Naubner

    By Alex Caetano

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    A somber man wishing to fulfill certain urges for the first time in his life. A wooden box containing the means for that fulfillment. An intrusive cousin. An impeccable lawn. A garden shed. An embarrassing plaster statue of the goddess Athena.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAlex Caetano
    Release dateOct 15, 2013
    ISBN9781301863068
    The Peculiar Urges of Mr. L.S. Naubner
    Author

    Alex Caetano

    I was born. I grew up. First vertically, later sideways. Somewhere along the way, I learned to stand upright and walk. I also learned to read and write (in that order). One day, I plan to accomplish something that is truly awe-inspiring. The world's largest glass of chocolate milk is a possibility.

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