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Santa Gives 12 Orgasms of Christmas
Written by Ruan Willow
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Santa Gives 12 Orgasms of Christmas... Santa Jack has been traveling and he's coming home for the holidays. He starts up a game of sexual instruction for his Mrs. Claus from the airport in Florida for the 12 orgasms of Christmas. There are twelve rounds in the game including: sexy elf fun with explicit pics, naked baking with nipples coated in cookie dough, sans clothes decorating, and even the mean Grinch plays the star in one round. There's so much naughty & nice holiday erotic excitement! All the levels are steamy and fun, but the last round is the most explosive. Enjoy this holiday comedic fiction tale! It's a spoof, a parody, with comedy and hot sexiness, of the 12 days of Christmas--only it's orgasms (not that other fluffy traditional stuff!)
This is a short story novella of about 5K words.
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