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Judgement Dave: A tale of aPAWcalyptic proportions
Written by Si Clarke
Narrated by Kay Eluvian
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This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe…
Lem is adapting to her new home aboard a strange spaceship in an even stranger universe, where the misfit crew of the Teapot have more than enough trouble on their hands running their interplanetary charter service. But when they accept an urgent assignment, they have just one week to save a race of cat-people from certain destruction.
Stuck with a disaster-platypus of a project manager and a population seemingly determined to thwart their own rescue, the Teapotters face the impossible job of herding cats and evacuating the planet before it’s blown to smithereens.
Can Lem and the gang avert disaster and save this race of infuriating cat-people?
Perfect for fans of wacky and imaginative sci-fi stories, this satirical space opera is a ridiculous adventure that will delight readers of John Scalzi’s take on Fuzzy Nation or TJ Berry’s Space Unicorn Blues.
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Reviews for Judgement Dave
Rating: 4.666666666666667 out of 5 stars
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6 ratings1 review
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The ongoing adventures of Lem, Spock and the crew of the Teapot are such a joy! This time they have to literally herd cats, which is a lot more fun to experience through their misadventures than it ever would be to try it yourselves. Enjoy this book ASAP!!