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    Crossdressing Stories: You Are Under Arrest
    Crossdressing Stories: You Are Under Arrest
    Crossdressing Stories: You Are Under Arrest
    Audiobook30 minutes

    Crossdressing Stories: You Are Under Arrest

    Written by Hellen Heels

    Narrated by Katrina Medina

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    Enjoy short stories by Hellen Heels xoxoxo

    “I can count several traffic violations that you have committed already, James. And they are all very serious violations.”

    He stepped forward. “I haven’t committed any traffic violations, officer.”

    “That is not what I can see right here.”

    “Have you not been listening to a word that I have been saying? It is all the fault of that stupid fire hydrant, not me.”

    She nodded as she brought out note pad. “And I am guessing too that it is the fault of the fire hydrant that you are so drunk to realize that you are in serious trouble.”

    “Me? In serious trouble? No, no, no, you are mixing things up here. If there is anyone that has got to answer for their problems it is that f*** fire hydrant over there.”

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHellen Heels
    Release dateJun 2, 2021
    ISBN9798822645509
    Crossdressing Stories: You Are Under Arrest

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