That takes THE BISCUIT!
Jan 06, 2021
3 minutes
I can explain everything,’ said Mr Dear hastily.
There are two ways in which a husband of long-standing can say these words. The first is with a long sigh as – yet again – he goes over the rudiments of the offside rule, the finer points of leg before wicket, or the reasons why a man of style and refinement never does up the bottom button of his waistcoat.
For this one moment,
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