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    Futa Claus Is Coming!
    Futa Claus Is Coming!
    Futa Claus Is Coming!
    Audiobook1 hour

    Futa Claus Is Coming!

    Written by Ashe Valenti

    Narrated by Mia Sloane

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    About this audiobook

    Have you been a good girl this year? If so, you might get a visit from one of the other Clauses of the North Pole. Meet Krissy Kringle, also known as the Futa Claus. Krissy's been making her list and checking it twice, trying to find out which women have been nice... so she can get naughty with them! Krissy knows what many good women want this year, and she's only happy to give it to them. All she has to do is show them the big secret she keeps under her fluffy red coat!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEar Candy Audiobooks
    Release dateDec 8, 2020
    ISBN9781664959095
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