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    My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss
    My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss
    My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss
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    My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

    Written by Bill Myers

    Narrated by Bill Myers

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    Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio.

    It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end . . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTommy Nelson
    Release dateMay 26, 2020
    ISBN9781400327676
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    Bill Myers

    Bill Myers (www.Billmyers.com) is a bestselling author and award-winning writer/director whose work has won sixty national and international awards. His books and videos have sold eight million copies and include The Seeing, Eli, The Voice, My Life as, Forbidden Doors, and McGee and Me.

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