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Audiobook32 minutes
Breast Inspection
Written by Landon Dixon
Narrated by Richard Dickins
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
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In the taut, staccato style of cop show Dragnet, Clancy, BI (Building Inspector) gets an anonymous tip of shaky goings-on going down at the Sunshine Apartments. He and his partner, Rudy Valdez, check it out; and Clancy spies more than a few code violations, and a pair of boobs large enough to bring the biggest of stucco and plywood sticklers to their knees. Clancy deploys every tool at his disposal to get to the bottom of the top-heavy shenanigans rattling the foundations of the Sunshine Apartments - for the benefit of tenants, tit-men, peeping toms, and citizens alike. This erotic short story is chock full of graphic sexual language and is therefore only suitable for a mature, open-minded audience.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Truly beautiful. A work of art, competes with shakespear. The character of the steadfast and moral building inspector in the face of the corrupt seductress stands stiff as a wellspring of guiding character for all men. Likely the most wonderfully written tales I've ever read. The authors grasp of euphamism is unlike anything in existance. This is a must read for all lovers of classic literature, and a timeless masterpiece. Looking forward to the oscar worthy adaptation.
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