FEAR OF FALLING
■ *Coins fall from the sky* Me: What is this?
Climate: Change.
■ This hard ball of ice fell from the sky.
I was like: What the hail?
ELEMENTARY
You get watermelon, so why isn’t there a firemelon, an airmelon and an earthmelon?
You know, the four elemelons.
A BRAIN FOR BUSINESS
An old man is selling watermelons. His