Christopher: What do astronauts eat off of?
William: No idea. Christopher: Satellite dishes.
—Christopher J., Manitou Springs, Colorado
KAYLEN: What did the water polo player say after pranking his friend?
BOWEN: I don’t know.
KAYLEN: “April Pools!”
Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington
Henry: Knock, knock.
Cindy: Who’s there?
Henry: Cows go who.
Cindy: Cows go who, who?