Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”
—Wesley L., Miami, Arizona
DAD: May I see your report card?
SON: I don’t have it. DAD: Why not?
SON: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.
Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania
Dylan: What did Admiral Ackbar say when he got his coffee?
Jason: I haven’t
