Imagine being a young kid in the early Nineties, flicking through. One preview stands out above all the others – it details a game that offers “the fastest action ever seen on the NES”, and lets you play as a “genetically altered super chimpanzee” who is “practically indestructible” and has “great pro wrestling-style moves to use against his bizarre opponents”. You’ve been introduced to , which is clearly going to be the most brilliant game ever made.
