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I AM THE EGG MAN!

A NOTTINGHAMSHIRE mobile egg salesman has launched legal action against the surviving members of the Beatles, claiming that one of the group’s songs has caused him lost sales.

For the last 5 years, has run a successful business selling eggs door to door from his

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