The Oldie

Bob Geldof was right - I'm irritating

I once shared a taxi with Bob Geldof.

I don’t recall the whys or wherefores. But I do remember that the problem for Bob, on that particular journey, was not the taxi-driver’s airing of classic taxi-driver’s views, but the views expounded by his fellow passenger namely me.

Within a very short space of time, Bob had cottoned on to a truth expressed by my late father, Godfrey, that I am ‘a permanent victim of the . Like a dog

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