The Oldie

On the slow road to happiness

Cities can be dangerous places for a mouse. There are hazards everywhere. As Dr Johnson noted in his poem London:

‘Here malice, rapine, accident conspire

Now a rabble rages, now a fire.’

To these ever-present threats, we could add the new motorised menaces that prowl the streets. In this mouse’s words:

Now kamikaze drivers cause mouse to burrow-creep

And juggernauts unfeeling disrupt his precious sleep.

Conscious of the dangers of speed

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