KNOCK KNOCK
Goldfish 1: Knock knock.
Goldfish 2:Who’s there?
Goldfish 1: Who’s where?
Goldfish 2: What?
AT THE COURTHOUSE
■ Chuck Norris appears in court. The judge turns to him and opens with, “Your Honour, may I speak freely?
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Goldfish 1: Knock knock.
Goldfish 2:Who’s there?
Goldfish 1: Who’s where?
Goldfish 2: What?
■ Chuck Norris appears in court. The judge turns to him and opens with, “Your Honour, may I speak freely?
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