What happens when a boy band becomes a married man, 50 in February, with a litter of kids and an American actress wife, Ayda, having on the way sold more records and picked up more awards than all of us have had hot dinners?
He becomes (though the subs made her change it to ‘a 90-year-old Chrissie Hynde’ – frankly I'd be flattered to be compared to the lead singer of the Pretenders at any age or with whatever tastes).
