I have returned to the land of Eorzea, bleary-eyed and exhausted from having missed the last two Final Fantasy XIVpatches. Perhaps the sleep deprivation has finally caused me to go mad, because I don’t remember this game ever being populated by tiny pink bean people and a gaudy platforming battle royale that makes me deeply angry despite its cutesy exterior attempting to placate me.
What’s that? It’s because there’s a collaboration that’s been added in Patch 6.51?, and even freakin’ Fender guitars, it’d be wise of me to be a little more open-minded.
