Los Angeles Times

Mary McNamara: 60 isn't the new 40 and that's fine by me

I just turned 60, which seems, in equal measure, simply impossible and no big deal. No matter how you look at it, 60 is a big number — 10 more push-ups than anyone should ever be asked to do — situated inarguably on the back end of even the modern female lifespan. I could continue to call myself middle-aged, but even if it were possible, do I want to live to be 120? No, I do not. But honestly, ...
Michelle Yeoh, winner of the Best Actress in a Leading Role award for "Everything Everywhere All At Once," attends the 95th Annual Academy Awards Governors Ball at Dolby Theatre on March 12, 2023, in Hollywood, California.

I just turned 60, which seems, in equal measure, simply impossible and no big deal.

No matter how you look at it, 60 is a big number — 10 more push-ups than anyone should ever be asked to do — situated inarguably on the back end of even the modern female lifespan. I could continue to call myself middle-aged, but even if it were possible, do I want to live to be 120? No, I do not.

But honestly, how can I be 60 when I still don't know how to apply foundation or fold a fitted sheet? When my idea of a perfect meal is graham crackers and peanut butter, and my notion of "tidying" is putting the books that cover every surface of my home into a stack and calling it a day?

I am grateful to be alive, especially after a pandemic, but I certainly don't as they enter their seventh decade.

You’re reading a preview, subscribe to read more.

More from Los Angeles Times

Los Angeles Times1 min read
Chargers Trade Up In Round 2 To Get Georgia Receiver They Coveted
LOS ANGELES — The Chargers started Day 2 of the NFL draft Friday by getting receiving help, selecting Georgia’s Ladd McConkey with the second pick of the second round, the 34th selection overall. The Chargers made a deal with New England to swap thei
Los Angeles Times3 min read
Tyler Glasnow Dominates Before Making Quick Exit In Dodgers' Sixth Consecutive Win
TORONTO — For the first time in his debut Dodgers season, there seemed to be a brief injury scare for starting pitcher Tyler Glasnow on Saturday. After six stellar, suffocating, scoreless innings in a 4-2 Dodgers win over the Toronto Blue Jays at Rog
Los Angeles Times2 min read
Lakers Avoid Elimination By Holding Off Nuggets In Game 4
LOS ANGELES — LeBron James, in the Lakers’ white uniform, stood at the scorer’s table, filled his hands with chalk and tossed it into the evening air — the same as always. Yet Saturday, even if it was like the previous 11 meetings with the Denver Nug

Related Books & Audiobooks