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    50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

    Jun 22, 2023 2 minutes

    Across

    1 Poking bush, a todger released smelly load (4)

    4 One gone, piss and howl about pissing oneself in bed when pissed (10)

    9/10 Art pamphlet makes grot amazing! (6,3)

    11 First of all, girl retching initially, tasting spunk (4)

    Referring to cock, not a

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