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    HIS MAJESTY’S LEISURE

    Mar 09, 2023 1 minute

    A RECENTLY commissioned Government report focusing on conditions across the UK’s prisons has left senior ministers in shock, revealing that many of the highest security ‘Category A’ prisons are being run ‘just like holiday camps’ with prisoners treated like ‘holiday-makers.’

    The report,

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