Heaven forbid you ever have to undergo abdominal surgery, but should it happen, here’s a tip: ask the surgeon to stitch you back together with sparrow-grade catapult elastic, and follow his advice on post-operative care to the letter. You’re going to need as much rest and stretch as possible to swing the gun again seamlessly.
The surgeon warned it would take up to two years to get back to ‘normal’. Nine months later I felt strong enough to shoot, and shot several days of the 2022