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DORRIES ON LORRIES (and QUARRIES)

BRITAIN’S FOURTH FAVOURITE LETTERS PAGE ABOUT LARGE ROAD VEHICLES (AND OPEN-PIT MINES) HOSTED BY THE MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT FOR MID BEDFORDSHIRE, NADINE DORRIES

(by which we mean this is the fourth favourite letters page on these subjects which happens to be hosted by Nadine Dorries, and not that Nadine Dorries hosts at least three other Lorries (and Quarries)-themed letters pages of which this is the fourth favourite.)

Staggeringly dreadful ex-Culture Secretary NADINE DORRIES here. When I’m not giving car-crash interviews saying how great Boris Johnson is, trying to sell off the BBC, writing sub-Catherine Cookson clogs’n’shawls novels, or proposing yet another fucking Beatles museum, you’ll probably find me bending some poor bugger’s ear about my favourite subject – LORRIES! That’s right, I can’t get enough of

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