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CHECKERS MATE!

ANICKED PARENTS punching, kicking and biting each other in shops while on the hunt for that latest must-have toy is a festive tradition as old as plastic toys themselves. Whether it’s Cabbage Patch Dolls, Tracey Island or Cuddle-Me Evel Knievel, there’s one plaything every year that gets normally rational people behaving like deranged animals. But you might be surprised to learn that the top toy filling stockings this year has been

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