@BigDaddyBunce
DILLIAN WHYTE is a funny guy. During lunch, at the start of a weekend of fools and heroes, he joked his way through three courses. He daintily moved across the venison carpaccio and slow-cooked ox cheek like a chef in a dream.
He laughed until he cried at the conversation about Dictaphones. He was then assured, by the gathered and easily alarmed media, that he could leave their phones on the table and that there was no need for him to pack the 10 devices down his kecks.
He talked lovingly about his seven dogs back in Portugal.