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MICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU

THE COST of mice in pet shops spiked last night after it emerged that corporate giant Unilever had madeMarkets around the world rocketed in reaction to the news, which saw the $6 billion multinational acquire a controlling interest in the planet’s 21.7 billion mice, putting £0.25 on the cost of an animal at the counter.

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