Very distant COUSIN
What should we call my cousin’s granddaughter? Her name is Kirsty, but what relation is she?
We had to look it up on Google, but apparently Kirsty is my first cousin twice removed. So it’s no wonder that we’re so far back in the church on her wedding day.
We are actually in the back row, which means that I have to put Mr Dear on his best behaviour. ‘You remember what happened when we were in the back row of the cinema at ?’ I whisper.
