IN EVERY high street, office and home; on TV, radio and social media, it’s all anyone is talking about: CLIMATE CHANGE.
And despite being a Marxist myth invented by the Guardian reading Wokerati, the far-fetched idea that our Earth is gradually “getting hotter” has somehow caught the public imagination, and is now rammed down our throats whichever way we turn.
Self-righteous activists such as Greta Thunberg and David Attenborough are constantly up on their high horses, lecturing us about eating beef and using deodorant. Hollywood A-Listers are getting in on the act, too, with icons such as Leonardo DiCaprio and Sting jetting around the world in their private planes to bang on about the dangers of fossil fuels.
However, while these celebrity ecowarriors are lauded by the mainstream media as big-hearted heroes, not every environmental campaigner receives the same adulation.
Just ask CARNEGIE VESTIBULE.
Mild-mannered eco-warrior Carnegie has dedicated approximately ONE TWENTY-EIGHTH of his life to campaigning for a greener future for our children. But rather than being lionised for his important work, he has received nothing but fines, divorce papers and ankle tags.
“It’s just so utterly, utterly unjust,” sobs the 61-year-old unemployed Tamworth freedom fighter. “All I want is for the British public to recognise the harm we as a specie are doing to our planet. But in return, I get showered with four-letter abuse and kicked out of my house.”
“You couldn’t make it
