Amphibian Assault
“…little aquatically inclined feet splashed oil all around underneath the Plymouth…”
In the annals of some 37-plus years of legal driving, I have encountered a variety of animals while behind the wheel. There have been raccoons, possums, mice, and birds—lots of birds, most of which just resulted in a thump followed by a floof of feathers, but a few that required extricating birds — or bird parts — from the grille.
The crow might have been the scariest. It was
