ROD KER ANIMAL ATTACK

Apart from advancing medical science, it’s hard to think of any remotely positive effect of the COVID-19 pandemic, but at least many of us suddenly had plenty of spare time on our grubby hands. Furloughed, shielded or quarantined, what better opportunity to do some spring cleaning of your house, garage, shed or cardboard box?

As it happened, I’d actually started this traditionally annual activity before the virus invaded, but as usual operations had ground to a halt in Shed 1 where the motorcycles live. Sadly, this vaguely organised