The Oldie

ALAN JUDD

‘Unable to sleep the other night for worrying about badgers…’

Thus the inimitable Auberon Waugh once began an article. I can’t recall his subject but it doesn’t matter because, hidden beneath his irony, lies one of the stratagems for life: try not to worry about things you can’t influence.

The future of our planet, for example – apparently the sun

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