TANNER: Why doesn’t anyone like to play videogames with Scouts?
BAILEY: Tell me.
TANNER: Because they’re good at camping!
—Tanner S., Thurmont, Maryland
LEVI: I once read a book about anti-gravity.
SARA: How was it?
LEVI: I couldn’t put it down.
Levi B., Bedford, Texas
ARMIN: Why was the football stadium hot after the game?
I’m stumped.
